Chapter 1: Outdoor Affair

Chen Tianming looked up and saw that ten meters away from the roadside was a vast expanse of forest. It appeared to be a desolate mountain wilderness, likely devoid of any inhabitants

Without saying a word, Chen Tianming ran in, lowered his head, and burrowed into a pile of grass, taking off the pants he had long wanted to remove, spreading his legs and starting to ... ...

If the things consumed at noon today were to come out now, the people in the car, including the driver, would surely jump out of the car windows

The bus let out a huff of air, then lumbered down the highway like an old ox

Sister San also found her clothes nearby and hurriedly put them on

"Driver, if you don't stop the car, I will jump out." Chen Tianming shouted again

Chen Tianming was first struck into the air by the truck, resembling a great roc spreading its wings. After hovering in the air for approximately 0.1 seconds, he fell to the roadside like a small bird with broken wings, landing a full twenty meters away from the truck

He gently lifted his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out that a couple in their thirties was engaged in a naked exercise in the small bushes across from him, with the man on top and the woman below. The woman's large breasts had begun to sag slightly, but they were still relatively white, shaking vigorously in the air. This made Chen Tianming's previously flaccid state begin to harden.

The driver heard someone inside the car say this, and hurriedly slammed on the brakes, bringing the vehicle to a stop. He turned his head to look back, wanting to see which person had a problem, insisting on getting out of the car in this desolate place with no village in front and no shop behind.

He shook his slightly dizzy head, stood up straight, and wobbled toward the road

As Chen Tianming was engrossed in watching the free live stream, he was unaware of what was happening below him. The insect was slowly crawling towards the area beneath him, which resembled a pillar.

Suddenly, the insect leaped upward and bit down fiercely on Chen Tianming's lower body

No way, there should be some blood or maybe a small wound or something. If he weren't bare from the waist down, Chen Tianming would have thought that it was just a dream!

"Third sister, how does my strength compare to that man in your family?" As he spoke, the man continued to grasp the large white rabbit in front of him. The white rabbit became deformed under the man's vigorous grip.

These heartless individuals, do they not look like villains themselves? They refuse to stop even when I wave my hand for them to park. It seems I will have to block the cars in the middle of the road. As Chen Tianming thought this, he walked to the center. If I do not attend the meeting, then this month's attendance bonus will vanish like a bubble.

He hurriedly put on his pants. Looking at the clock, it was 3:30, and he had already been dizzy for over two hours. This is bad; there is a meeting at 4:00. Chen Tianming did not have time to think about what had just happened, why that yellow bug had died on its own, and why he was unharmed.

Although Chen Tianming has not yet given his first time to beauties aged between 18 and 22, based on his experience of having watched adult films N times, he knows that Qiang Ge's actions are still far from the realm of artistry. It seems that a country person is indeed a country person, with opportunities to encounter adult films being virtually zero. This indicates that certain educational outreach efforts are still lacking. It seems that a country person is indeed a country person, with opportunities to encounter adult films being virtually zero. This indicates that certain educational outreach efforts are still lacking

Just after attending a friend's wedding banquet, Chen Tianming stood in the car; he did not intend to stand, but there was no space inside.

"Uh, Brother Qiang, come on, harder, harder..." A series of sounds resembling calls from the bed came from in front of Chen Tianming. This sound was not unfamiliar to Chen Tianming; he was already well-acquainted with it from watching adult films frequently during his university days. The actions and sounds within those films had become quite familiar to him.

Haha, you found the right person." The man laughed happily, his somewhat pointed butt continuing to show off.

Chen Tianming saw that the car had stopped. Holding his stomach with one hand and his backside with the other, he rushed down. While running, he turned back and said, "Driver, I need to get off to relieve myself. Just give me five minutes, five minutes will be enough"

Driver, stop!" Chen Tianming clutched his stomach and shouted hysterically.

The zipper is not zipped up? Chen Tianming glanced at his pants, and indeed, the zipper was really not up. Damn, after more than twenty years of never exposing himself, today he actually got exposed, and it was in front of a man. Damn it!

Chen Tianming had not run for five seconds when the bus, panting, was back on the road

"Put in more effort, yes, just like that, even more effort, the range of motion must be large." Chen Tianming watched the live broadcast in front of him, feeling restless inside; he wished he could be that strong guy alongside the book. However, things did not go as he wished, so he could only silently cheer for the strong guy.

Someone. Suddenly, Brother Qiang jumped up, and in his nakedness, he hurriedly grabbed the clothes beside him and frantically put them on. The still erect member made it particularly difficult for him to put on his pants

At that moment, a small creature that resembled an ant yet did not quite look like one, pale yellow in color and about the size of a toe, slowly crawled towards Chen Tianming

It turned out to be a pair of adulterous lovers, Chen Tianming thought to himself. This place was deserted, which is why they dared to engage in their affair here. However, they certainly did not anticipate that someone would get off halfway due to an urgent need to relieve himself

After a long time, Chen Tianming slowly woke up. He realized that his pants were not pulled up. Just as he was about to pull them up, he noticed that the yellow bug had turned over and died beside him. The area where he had been bitten now seemed to show no signs of any problem, and there were no visible wounds.

Just now, he was encouraged to drink a bit at the table, and feeling somewhat tipsy after the banquet, he had to rush back to school, as there was some kind of teachers' meeting in the afternoon.

If I do not return to attend the meeting now, I will definitely face severe criticism from the principal, and may even have my bonus deducted. Everything nowadays is tied to the bonus, which is utterly ridiculous.

A large truck came rushing forward, not anticipating that Chen Tianming would walk back on the road. It suddenly braked but could not stop in time, and thus the truck collided with Chen Tianming.

But now he has no leisure to scold the ancestors of that heartless and bookish driver, what matters most now is to find a convenient place

However, as the car drove past Chen Tianming, the driver remarked before leaving, "There are more and more lunatics these days, running around without even zipping up their pants."

"How can such a move have any depth? It should be done like this, the old man pushing the cart, do you understand?" Chen Tianming was secretly exclaiming again. At this moment, he resembled a seasoned sex worker, instructing others on their performance. He had completely forgotten that he was suffering from diarrhea.

Therefore, for the safety of the people inside the car and himself, Chen Tianming felt that he must get out of the car immediately to resolve the situation; otherwise, his tall and glorious image would be completely destroyed

"Damn it, giving birth to a son is useless; what a bastard!" Chen Tianming cursed.

In the blink of an eye, three years have passed since Chen Tianming graduated from university and returned to Fucheng Town Middle School to work as a teacher. He originally should not have become a teacher, as this profession does not suit him. It is a noble yet impoverished occupation, and with his character, which is rather carefree, he is not capable of fulfilling this role.

"Stop, stop." Chen Tianming, who had been standing by the roadside for nearly half an hour, still had not seen a bus. Now he had no choice but to wave his hand to ask passing cars for a ride. However, after waving several times, not a single car stopped.

Do not mention that deadbeat of mine. Although he seems quite brave outside, he is utterly useless in bed. That not-so-hard thing of his doesn't last three minutes inside me before it goes soft like a *book*. It leaves me feeling anxious and desperate. That's why I came to you, Qiang Ge. " Sister San said with a lewd smile, her hand caressing Qiang Ge's firm chest muscles, her thick thighs wrapped around his waist like the roots of a great tree. That's why I came to you, Qiang Ge. " Sister San said with a lewd smile, her hand caressing Qiang Ge's firm chest muscles, her thick thighs wrapped around his waist like the roots of a great tree.

Oh no! Chen Tianming exclaimed in a voice filled with shock. He lowered his head and saw a yellow bug, resembling an ant, biting onto his precious part without letting go, as if it were trying to suck something out. His lower region now hurt as if it were about to be severed by someone else, swollen and painful. Alas, if he had such a size normally, how blissful that would be!

He lowered his head, pulling himself along while thinking of walking towards the roadside. However, he felt a bit dizzy at that moment; he intended to return to the roadside on his side, but instead, he walked with his head down towards the roadside on the opposite side.

"Here it comes, a car is approaching from the front." Chen Tianming began to wave his arms, signaling for the car ahead to come over

For some unknown reason, as Chen Tianming lowered his head, he felt a rush of blood to his head, and the blood throughout his body flowed like a stream. His vision darkened, his legs went weak, and he suddenly collapsed to the ground

Perhaps due to having eaten too much earlier, he is now experiencing excruciating stomach pain. This pain is not the kind that necessitates a visit to the hospital, but rather the kind that urges one to use the restroom. Chen Tianming tightly clenches his legs together, fearing that if he is not careful, the things that need to come out from his backside will indeed come out.

Feeling intense pain, Chen Tianming paid no attention to how the adulterous couple fled in embarrassment. He hurriedly grabbed a tissue to wipe himself a few times, then lowered his head to see what was happening below.